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[–]PoppyAckerman 1208 points1209 points  (27 children)

That is one cool cat! Even the hiss was like, ya dig brother? You feel me? Cool.

[–]infernal_cacaphony 117 points118 points  (14 children)

I don’t think it was a legit hiss, could be wrong. Just an observation.

Source:my cat has a similar temperament towards cruel and bizarre punishment and he kinda does what looks like the same thing except he just opens his mouth for a second or meows; it’s like a “Hey now...” kind of a thing.

[–]PoppyAckerman 44 points45 points  (5 children)

How do you know what your cat's temperament is to cruel and bizarre punishment? Are you witness to it?

[–]are_you_seriously 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Anything that’s massively annoying to the cat, but doesn’t hurt it, is a cruel and bizarre punishment from the cat’s perspective.

[–]TheGoombah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like the food bowl only being 70% full.

[–]infernal_cacaphony 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Because I have lived with him since for over half my life, like humans, you can develop deep bonds and understanding. When I said, “cruel and bizarre punishment” I was trying to embellish what is actually just teasing! Anyone who’s had cats knows they will leave if they are annoyed enough, or hiss and stand there ground, it’s pretty easy to tell if a feline is truly upset. This cat is free to go, know one is is cornering it or holding it down, so it’s temperament is more tolerable than most cats I have seen. My cat on the other hand will sit there and let my sisters Rottweiler jump all over him and play rough, until he’s has enough then he leaves. As the aforementioned joke goes, this is what I would consider cruel and unusual punishment. And I witness it often yes, it’s amusing. He gets back at me by batting his paw at my eyes to wake me up to shake his food dish and shit so it all evens out.

[–]abitalib98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats alot of cat info for one day. Thanks.

FYI this is comment 123

[–]SightWithoutEyes 11 points12 points  (2 children)

"Hey, now, you're a cat-star"

[–]grizzabellacat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Get your game on...

[–]paradX211 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we've had one of those too when I was little.

Meanwhile I've never heard my current cat hissing. If he's annoyed he just moves away.

[–]koreanwizard 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think it's threatening to bite kinda, I always call the bluff, and put my hand into my cats mouth, just to demonstrate the scale of the task he's threatening, and he has no idea what to do.

[–]MAGGLEMCDONALD 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It wasn’t a hiss.

[–]bonejohnson8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hiss has a pull up on the whiskers and ears and a scrunching of nose.

[–]Twirlingbarbie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At the end he was looking at the dog like okay stop it.

[–]Bcasse93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s Chance and Sassy from Homeward Bound

[–]MAGGLEMCDONALD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t even a hiss. Just a nice meow.

[–]cbernalnuno 258 points259 points  (4 children)

At least he tried.

[–]Drowsiest_Approval 140 points141 points  (2 children)

Technique needs work, but scores a 10/10 for good intentions.

[–]imtoojuicy 23 points24 points  (1 child)

scores a 10/10 for good intentions.

applies to everything a dog does, tbh

[–]DRYMakesMeWET 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like Lenny trying to pet a bunny

[–]jpfrana 256 points257 points  (5 children)

Too hard! Too hard!!

[–]Kalibos 52 points53 points  (1 child)

gonna bite

[–]brandoncollins 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think it was the ear nibble that the cat felt needed to be addressed, like, "I can handle the rough pets but don't get stupid bro"

[–]planed-Obsolescence 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Too ruff! Too ruff!

[–]Oprahzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what she said.

[–]wine_of_dispear 326 points327 points  (11 children)

That gentle "hey" from the cat at the end was adorable.

[–]RikuKat 124 points125 points  (9 children)

That was definitely a "Keep going and I'm going to fuck you up" warning meow.

[–]Bospas 60 points61 points  (1 child)

"Chill the fuck out Rusty, damn!"

[–]mustache_ride_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That look down lol... "Yo man, chill".

[–]DogSoldier67 62 points63 points  (4 children)

"I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him"

[–]Willowbaby67 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Came for this.

[–]FoxAsh 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Came to this.

[–]Omikets 84 points85 points  (0 children)

That's a very patient cat.

[–]Sponge-Robbert 53 points54 points  (0 children)

He’s trying his best

[–]wsxc8523 15 points16 points  (1 child)

[–]Diogenes-Disciple 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was a great episode. Lemongrab reminds me of my brother

[–]GoldLeaderPoppa 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Tell me about the rabbits, George.

[–]acquachick 12 points13 points  (0 children)

love it!

[–]Earthiecrunchie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cat, direct eye contact, "that's quite enough doggo, quite enough."

[–]kobbebomb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hes a little bit confused but he got the spirit

[–]ICanHearYouHavingSex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That cat was in the brink of a rage attack

[–]displaced_virginian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was fine until he tried to slip her some tongue.

[–]its-chaos-be-kind 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doggo: human am I doing it right?

[–]NotxSwearxWolves 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I can't handle how cute dogs are 😆

[–]thisimpetus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The problems of too much CHA and not enough DEX.

[–]Banethoth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cat was fine with human doing it. When he noticed dog was trying, he’s like ‘No!’

[–]shits-n-giggling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cat's like, bro chillll lol

[–]Richeh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No no, we don't try to gnaw on Mini Mr. Wrigglesworth. We just pet him... and love him... Gen-tle... Noooo, we don't bite him. No, not even just a little bit.

[–]DopeSickDumbass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That cat is a good sport

[–]toketasticninja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That cat is patient af

[–]an_agreeing_dothraki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ever notice how cats can differentiate stupidity caused by young age and stupidity caused by idiocy?

[–]Fernredit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crossing derp territory.

[–]WindLane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this what they mean by killing them with kindness?

[–]im10k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“ when it’s your first time rubbing her kitty and your a little too rough :/ “

[–]dankjello 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will hug, him and pet him, and love him and call him George!

[–]dollarbillgains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most patient cat ive ever seen

[–]talldrseuss 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My senior cat "tolerates" my young and energetic pup, with my pup being triple the size of my cat. But if my pup gets a bit too pushy, claws are unsheathed, hissing starts (pup only gets one warning) and then usually I hear a yelp and a scrabbling of claws as my pup goes flying out the room nursing her nose and my cat angrily saunters back to his perch

[–]Helicopterrepairman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta let the dog know he's never to big to get that butt whipped.

[–]deludedprawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dog is gonna get punched if it's not careful

[–]IntegerString 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"i gotchu now" "like hell you do"

[–]BadUsername_Numbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a huge cat?

[–]PearlButton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that...is a good cat.

[–]lgill423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a big cat!

[–]cabezadebakka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Goddammit Karl! Not so damn hard!"

[–]SpongeBorgSqrPnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dude, you're terrible at this!"

[–]Look4_Silver_Linings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cat turns head: "hey! you bedda watch yo..."

[–]notagoodboye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how they cut it off before the cat murdered the dog.

[–]Chilly-Bin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that cat is adorable!!!

[–]Danubio1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat to the dog: ‘I know we love each other but that’s enough brother from another mother.’

[–]Carcoo2208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good boye tried

[–]Dawn22363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So sweet!

[–]AwesomeJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A for effort!

[–]Meg_Ann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BRO, no teeth!

[–]goofygooses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They get along so well! What respectful little communicators those two are. Animals are so cool.

[–]BDriver22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ok that’s a bit too rough....ok stop. Are you going to do anything about this?! Hey Lenny knock it off!!!”

[–]toptoppings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a definite you seeing this shit moment

[–]leviathan_teacups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear to God, I can't get over the fact that cats look so damn expressive. Sometimes my cat makes faces or poses in certain ways that makes him look like a little human lol.

[–]Audigit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Seriously... did you JUST stick your TONGUE in my EAR???...WTF???”

[–]russellvt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pup hasn't quite learned that the nice little kitty cat can quickly turn in to a bunch of flying fur and spinning razors, if not properly appeased. LOL

[–]MindlessStore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the HD version with audio that was being re-posted years ago? How did we regress so much?

[–]Fancy-Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that cat huge? Never had a cat, but this one is big. Any idea on the breed? Considering getting my kids a cat.

[–]OG_PapaSid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I pet kitty...I Pet Kitty..I PET KITTY, BITCH!"

[–]malhar17 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)