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[–]SirHerald 886 points887 points  (22 children)

I had to rescue one of those stuck in a parking lot once. Can be a little intimidating

[–]flapanther33781 381 points382 points  (9 children)

Why were you stuck in a parking lot?

[–]TheWizardofMoz 188 points189 points  (1 child)

He was fighting a mall ninja neckbeard that goes by the name "shredder."

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Who turned out to be a security guard instead...

[–]TheCoastalCardician 81 points82 points  (5 children)

Ah, the ol’ Reddit Stuck-a-roo.

[–]XygenSS 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Hold my shell, I’m going in!

[–]smartboyathome 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Hello future turtles!

[–]chreva4life 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like turtles.

[–]BobDaRula 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Grab it by the sides right I front of the back legs and dont go near the head and never grab them by the tail as you can easily mess there spine up

[–]barnarculars 24 points25 points  (6 children)

I moved one out of the road last summer and I was not prepared for the way that shell felt

[–]BigBoobsMacGee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I attempted to move one out of a busy neighborhood road a few months back. Nearly had a heart attack when it took off like that and the person behind me nearly had to move ME out of the road.

[–]-herekitty_kitty- 7111 points7112 points  (287 children)

That's a soft shelled turtle. Those suckers are hella quick and not friendly at all. I was a scuba diver in central Texas and those things would chase me sometimes.

[–]Pyrazoid 2980 points2981 points  (168 children)

Lmao I can just imagine you being chased by a swarm of turtles while scuba diving 😂

[–]zichlone 996 points997 points  (121 children)

Sea turtles will follow you while diving but they’re chill AF. It’s one of my favorite reasons to dive in Hawaii.

[–]DesperateGiles 473 points474 points  (16 children)

Went snorkeling a bunch there a couple years ago and I could have stayed in the water with them for hours. Felt like we became buddies.

[–]KL58383 365 points366 points  (13 children)

I made a turtle buddy snorkeling on the north shore of Oahu. He had 3 legs and swam with me for like 10 minutes while I just explored around. He'd wait for me if I fell behind. Definitely a highlight of that trip.

[–]Shackdogg 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I was standing on Lanikai beach and saw a sea turtle swimming right in front of me. After a few seconds of staring, I realised my 18 month old had turned around and walked into the front yard of one of the beach front houses. I immediately ran after him and apologised to the owners sitting on their lawn, saying ‘I’m so sorry for my negligent parenting, I got distracted by a sea turtle.’ They said ‘oh don’t worry, it happens all the time.’

[–]brett84c 27 points28 points  (7 children)

Congratulations! What did you name him?

[–]Nuclear_Rainbow 42 points43 points  (3 children)

I'm more interested in what the turtle named them.

[–]-DISNEY- 15 points16 points  (2 children)

҂҈҉    ҈҉҂҈҉    ҈҉   ҂҈҉

[–]christian-mann 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The creators of Unicode would be proud. And also horrified. But mostly proud.

[–]-DISNEY- 211 points212 points  (78 children)

When I went to Oahu I was swimming a little far out for my own good, and right before I decided to turn around and head towards shore I looked down and saw something big moving. I was afraid it was a shark.

I took a look underwater with my goggles and saw the most beautiful sea turtle gliding under me, up towards me, and then right past me. Then he just kept gliding, and disappeared into the blue. I was close enough to touch it. Saw it's face and it's shell in detail. It was beautiful.

I did not touch the turtle.

Once in a lifetime experience, I never thought I'd see a turtle, let alone for one to come out in the wild and be curious of me.

I heard later that week that an American tourist was arrested and fined something like $30,000 for grabbing onto a sea turtles shell and trying to ride it.

[–]kevlarbaboon 124 points125 points  (10 children)

I heard later that week that an American tourist was arrested and fined something like $30,000 for grabbing onto a sea turtles shell and trying to ride it.

That's so astronomically stupid that it's hilarious. What a maroon.

[–]2muchcontext 91 points92 points  (9 children)

Agreed, I'd go as far to say he's a burgundy too.

[–]xvSPACECOWBOYvx 27 points28 points  (2 children)

That’s a little better than the Japanese tourist I see every now and then trying to stand on top of them for pictures.

[–]sighs__unzips 15 points16 points  (1 child)

A lot of people used to do that. My uncle has a picture of him as a kid standing on a turtle. I don't even know what context that is, where a kid is allowed to stand on a turtle that is 3x more massive than he is and that people can get so close to it.

[–]GlassJoe32 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fines are substantial because the turtle can panic and actually drown if you touch it. And they’re already so endangered.

[–]crashlanded 22 points23 points  (47 children)

I don’t know why but saying American tourist when talking about an American state just sounds weird.

[–]steve-d 17 points18 points  (6 children)

I dive in Cozumel every December and I love seeing green, loggerhead, and hawksbill turtles down there. They're one of my favorite reasons to dive there!

[–]-herekitty_kitty- 528 points529 points  (29 children)

Ooh bby noo. That's terrifying lol

[–]ChappedAssholeLover 294 points295 points  (27 children)

I freak the fuck out if anything chases me, let alone a herd of greasy ass turtles.

[–]Outworldentity 175 points176 points  (15 children)

What's an ass turtle?

[–]ShadowFax106 20 points21 points  (0 children)


[–]GenericEvilDude 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I think most people would freak out if chased by ass turtles

[–]PoisonWanderer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself ;)

[–]QuipOfTheTongue 17 points18 points  (1 child)

They swim after you in a V shape and flap their shells.

[–]tantrumeda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can run, but you can't hide.

Nevermind, you can't run as well.

[–]TwineTime 174 points175 points  (17 children)

Last time I went tubing down the San Marcos river there was a giant soft shelled turtle messing with people. Can confirm those fuckers are fast.

[–]-herekitty_kitty- 39 points40 points  (13 children)

SM is where I scuba dived! Lol

[–]inamortax 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Might have been the same one that chased you

[–]inqHawk 132 points133 points  (9 children)

Saved one of these from a street, after watching it get clipped by three different cars, I carried the hissy lil bastard to a nearby ditch. It jumped three feet vertically and tried to bite my crotch before zooming into the underbrush

[–]questiano-ronaldo 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Same thing happened to me. I saved one and it jumped into the air to bite my hand. Who woulda thought that smashed shelled, big nosed bastard would put up such a fight

[–]batfiend 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I saved a turtle from the road and it pissed on me

[–]MadAzza 51 points52 points  (2 children)

They jump?

[–]pleasedtomichu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oooh I sense a Syfy movie in here somewhere

[–]Crasino_Hunk 52 points53 points  (6 children)

I had one in my yard in Florida. I tried picking it up by the shell to put it back in the pond, and that fucker kicked itself out of my hands. It was POWERFUL. Then I saw how long the neck was. I just went back inside and let him go as he pleased.

[–]-herekitty_kitty- 45 points46 points  (4 children)

They do got long ass necks. Makes them look like peepees.

[–]imnotacrazyperson 45 points46 points  (20 children)

Wild turtles in general are pretty bitey. Eastern Box Turtles will try to bite the shit out of you when you're just trying to help them cross the road, little fuckers.

[–]Butwinsky 65 points66 points  (16 children)

I have moved hundreds of box turtles off the road in my life. Never has one tried to bite me. I think turtles may hate you man.

[–]explainswomen 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Master Splinter?

[–]imnotacrazyperson 14 points15 points  (2 children)

It's possible.

Red Eared Sliders never give me much trouble bot those boxies always try to turn and bite me. Let's not even talk about snappers.

[–]Butwinsky 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Well snappers are little balls of hate.

[–]Ididnotpostthat 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You live in the east US? Cause I kinda agree with that guy, but typically not box turtles. They are typically snapping turtles that I have tried to help across the street and they try to take chunk out of me as a thank you.

[–]CJR3 58 points59 points  (13 children)

Scuba diver in Central Texas

Is that like being a ski instructor in Nebraska?

[–]Fakecar 28 points29 points  (5 children)

There’s lots of clear rivers and lakes around central Texas area. Lots of places to scuba

[–]cyvaquero 8 points9 points  (4 children)

As someone from Pennsylvania who lives in San Antonio, I think our definition of ‘lots’ and ‘clear’ may differ a bit when it comes to water.

[–]84jrosales 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's because San Antonio is south Texas. Plenty of clear waters in central Texas!

[–]REF_YOU_SUCK 6 points7 points  (1 child)

yeah and if I remember correctly, their necks are really long so they can bite you from just about anywhere, even if you're behind them. Best to just leave them be if you cross one.

[–]FoxAffair 9050 points9051 points  (548 children)

You're confusing a tortoise with a turtle. Turtles move around pretty quick when they need to.

[–]Kizka 548 points549 points  (84 children)

In German they are both called Schildkröte kshield toad) . Technically one would be a Wasserschildkröte (water shield toad) and a Landschildkröte (land shield toad) but in a lay conversation nobody would say it like that. Therefore I was confused for the longest time if tortoise or turtle was the Schildkröte and what would be the German name for the one that is not the Schildkröte.

[–]whisperingsage 218 points219 points  (55 children)

In American English technically all of them are called turtles, but tortoises are the type of turtle that only lives on land.

In British English turtles only refer to the ones that live in water, and tortoises are considered separate.

[–]Sir_Llama_III 104 points105 points  (29 children)

I thought that's how it is in American English too lol

[–]whisperingsage 52 points53 points  (26 children)

Honestly "turtle", "tortoise", and "terrapin" are all just common names, so they aren't scientific classifications or anything.

[–]Sir_Llama_III 114 points115 points  (25 children)

I'm not racist but what the fuck is a terrapin?

[–]JabZta 68 points69 points  (1 child)

fkn racist

[–]farafan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When they say they're not racist but they still call terrapins the T words

[–]whisperingsage 34 points35 points  (11 children)

I don't know what the first half of your comment has to do with anything?

But a terrapin is a turtle that lives in brackish, swampy water.

[–]Sir_Llama_III 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Because I'm not racist

Also I love him

[–]Killdreth 21 points22 points  (4 children)

I love how German words are effectively just rough descriptions of what the object is.

[–]modern_milkman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Snail and slug is another example for that. Snail is Schnecke, and slug is Nacktschnecke. Or, translated to English: Naked snail.

[–]sskale341[S] 4648 points4649 points  (360 children)

I'm 21 years old and to this day I thought they both were same :(

[–]LurkersGoneLurk 2654 points2655 points  (159 children)

Tortoise can’t swim.

[–]SimonSimpleton 2306 points2307 points  (69 children)

They can eat lettuce and sleep alot though, so there's that.

[–]LurkersGoneLurk 1130 points1131 points  (40 children)

Substitute pizza for lettuce and I’m effectively a tortoise.

[–]theonewhocouldtalk 489 points490 points  (24 children)

How old are you? Teenaged. You sip on some green ooze when you were a kid? You also a ninja? Is your sensai a rat? If the answer to all these questions is yes, you might actually be a turtle.

[–]LurkersGoneLurk 156 points157 points  (18 children)

Nope. I just sleep a lot and eat pizza. No rat sensai or cool artist’s name. Although, in middle school (late 80s-early 90s), I had some friends that pretended to be turtles that had martial arts training. I felt left out.

[–]theonewhocouldtalk 95 points96 points  (12 children)

So you're saying YOU are the sensai?

[–]LurkersGoneLurk 47 points48 points  (8 children)

Pfft. They even had one of those. Think maybe a chick and maybe an evil samurai.

[–]RandomredditUser2019 39 points40 points  (6 children)

We're super heroes. Just not the ones they write about. When I'm not eating pizza or sleeping I'm disappointing people. Disappointing people is my power. Last week I got out of bed long enough to take a girl out on a date. I committed 100% just so I could get back to her place and lay on her bed. I disappointed that bitch for a good 4 minutes and then slept a solid 9 hours.

[–]theonewhocouldtalk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's just spiteful at that point.

[–]kahooki 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Are you calling him a rat?

[–]theonewhocouldtalk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I kind of am, but not in a snitch or nasty sense. More of a wise tired old man kind of way.

[–]whygiveashit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not the answers we were all hoping for.

[–]Retired_Ninja_Turtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe not a teenage anymore, but still love pizza.

[–]angelpuncher 11 points12 points  (5 children)

So, a ninja turtle?

[–]skobes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do you make the same sound when you cum

[–]LurkersGoneLurk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If my mouth isn’t full of pizza.

[–]kidcrumb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So does Mitch McConnell but you still dont want to startle him.

[–]notmyfirstrodeo2 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Can confirm. Also shit and walk in his own shit.

[–]Ryguy55 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Shit, walk in the shit, drag the shit into wading pool you were nice enough to give him, and make shit soup that needs to be cleaned and replaced every day. Get let out into the yard, find the nearest pile of dog shit and feast.

[–]jeremyjava 4 points5 points  (2 children)

One came by a house I lived in out in the desert and I brought him some raw broccoli, only veg I had in the house, and couldn't believe it bit right through the thickest/hardest stalk like it was butter. Seemed to like it, ate a bunch.

[–]centran 125 points126 points  (32 children)

So make sure if you find a tortoise outside water to throw them back in while filming. That way you can enjoy the 1000s of comments on your Instagram, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter about how you just murdered a tortoise.

[–]equalsolstice 73 points74 points  (22 children)

Lol that fucking video is the only reason I now know the difference, I'm happy because I would have done the same thing

[–]Skepsis93[🍰] 33 points34 points  (13 children)

If you find a shelly friend and he needs rescued but you can't figure out if he's a turtle or a tortoise, bring him to pond but place him on the water's edge. If he's a turtle he will go swim of his own will, if he is a tortoise he won't.

[–]THE_CHOPPADidn't Expect It 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Also the turtle will bite you.

[–]PhoenixHusky 23 points24 points  (2 children)

so will the Tortoise, so I guess you back in square 1.

[–]THE_CHOPPADidn't Expect It 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You take that back! Mr. Pokey would never hurt anyone!

[–]Pinksters 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The Turtle in OPs gif is especially onery, it's a leatherback. Snapping turtles get a bad rep but these guys will mess your day up with far less hesitation.

I expected that leather to turn around and attack.

[–]MickeyGrandia 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the girl that threw a Tortoise in the water while saying turtle saving is a hobby

[–]uglyzombie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing a tragic video of some idiot lady throwing s fucking tortoise into a lake, thinking it was its home. Poor little bugger just sank to the bottom like a rock and drowned.

[–]choobs 42 points43 points  (23 children)

Well technically all tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.

[–]Lavapool 28 points29 points  (20 children)

Only in American English though apparently.

[–]yerfukkinbaws 17 points18 points  (16 children)

Also in Australian English. I think the British are the odd ones out here. Most languages other than English also usually have a common term for all turtles, whether they're aquatic or terrestrial, and either a special word for terrestrial ones or more commonly just use adjectives to specify.

Referring to all of them, whether aquatic or terrestrial, as "turtles" and having a separate word only for the terrestrial forms is also more taxonomically correct since aquatic turtles do not belong to a single phylogenetic group, but terrestrial ones do.

[–]Engelberto 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Can confirm. My language calls them 'shield toads' or, specifically, land shield toads, sea shield toads or river shield toads.

[–]SimonSimpleton 18 points19 points  (21 children)

Ha! Next you'll be telling me Hares and Rabbits are different! /S

[–]GoldHusky 29 points30 points  (25 children)

Tortoise: Lives on land

Turtle: Lives in the sea

Terrapin: Lives in freshwater

[–]Slab_Amberson 18 points19 points  (22 children)

If turtles only live in the sea why are they called sea turtles? Every water animal with sea in front of the name usually means there’s a version of it that exists outside of the sea. Sea horse, sea lion, sea star... Theres no such thing as a sea whale because they only exist in the sea.

[–]GoldHusky 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Just looked them up quickly to make sure i wasn't talking nonsense, and apparently tortoises, terrapin, and sea turtles are all types of turtle.

In Scotland, I've never heard somebody refer specifically to a 'sea turtle', but that makes sense since Americans like to call tortoises turtles.

So i guess

Sea Turtle: Lives in the Sea

Tortoise: Lives on Land

Terrapin: Lives in Freshwater

Turtle: All of the above

Also there are totally sharks who don't live in the sea.

[–]-This-Whomps- 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Thank you. You've tortoise all a valuable lesson here today.

[–]lavahot 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Thank be fair, there's a lot of things you're going to learn over the next 10 years

[–]kikok344 47 points48 points  (4 children)

Tortoises can move pretty quick too .

[–]Pibrac 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah if I let loose mine to clean the vivarium I will lose sight of it pretty fast.

[–]BlazingDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. There were plenty of tortoises where I used to spend my summers and they moved pretty quickly if you startled them

[–]RedDeimon 49 points50 points  (8 children)

Not to mention, it's a soft shelled tortoise too.

[–]Graardors-Dad 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nope that’s a turtle not a tortoise

[–]TheStickeyWickey 25 points26 points  (4 children)

A Mata Mata from south America. I'm willing to bet this is also on a golf course in south Florida.

[–]Mudbug117 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That is not a mata mata, it's just a soft-shell

[–]dennisisspiderman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I Googled that and it looks like a hardshell turtle, and more like an alligator snapping turtle in terms of shell design, with a really distinct looking head/neck

The OP one is just a regular old softshell (spiny or smooth) which at least for the US is found in a lot of areas (I'm in Texas and see them regularly in various areas of the state).

[–]stuck_in_here 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The ugly fast fuckers live out here in the north east too. Maybe not the same, but they're still ugly and fast.

[–]sendbobvagene 7 points8 points  (1 child)

So that's why Ninja Turtles are Ninjas. Makes so much sense now!!!!

[–]kataskopo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That distinction only exist in English, in a lot of languages they are called the same "turtles", which makes it even more confusing.

[–]erlend65 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Holden: You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...

Leon : Tortoise? What's that?

Holden : You know what a turtle is?

Leon : Of course!

Holden : Same thing.

Leon : I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.

EDIT: This is a quote from Blade Runner.

[–]Joker1485 1096 points1097 points  (32 children)

Pizza dudes got 30 seconds

[–]Crakkerz79 174 points175 points  (8 children)

Hey u/Joker1485. You give any thought to what Splinter said tonight? About, y’know, not having him.

[–]jpav35 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Wise man say, “Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.”

[–]Joker1485 48 points49 points  (6 children)

What Russian novel embraces more than 500 characters and is set in the Napoleonic Wars?

[–]entrluzrnaam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Diary of a wimpy kid

[–]shigogaboo 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Hey, uh, maybe I'll fight Apollo, eeehhh... Maybe I won't, ya know? AAADRIAAN!!!

[–]_-POTUS-_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really wish they made a live action tnmt that was as dark as that first one.

[–]NinjaDeathKitten 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Wise man say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

[–]jaspersgroove 14 points15 points  (3 children)

One-twenty-one...and an eighth...where the heck is one-twenty-one and an eighth?

[–]Retired_Ninja_Turtle 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Never pay full price for late pizza.

[–]PurpleBullets 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]nuclearbum 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Jesus. Thanks for the nostalgia trip man.

[–]YAY_OREGON 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A wise man once said “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!”

[–]Captain_Joelbert87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aaaahhhhhh come oonnn! I couldn’t find the place?????

[–]Joker1485 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw

[–]Qtip_tech 318 points319 points  (13 children)

Turtle power

[–]joshkiba13 67 points68 points  (4 children)

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team!

[–]smittyjones 23 points24 points  (3 children)

They're heroes in a half shell and they're green!

[–]BardleyMcBeard 14 points15 points  (1 child)

When the evil Shredder attacks

[–]BankerBiker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Then turtle boys don't cut em no slack

[–]HebbieB 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Heroes in a half shell

[–]Sunkitteh 279 points280 points  (5 children)

That's a softshell turtle! They can be as aggressive as a snapping turtle or a sideneck turtle.

[–]Phweak 42 points43 points  (2 children)

are sidenecks historically aggressive? We had one for a year once, but it was a baby African sideneck, so maybe older and wild ones? Never read about it when I was trying to keep it alive, which despite my step daughters best efforts, is surprisingly easy

[–]whisperingsage 15 points16 points  (1 child)

From what I've read, African side-necks are mostly only aggressive when eating or mating, or if their aquarium is too small. Also they can be very curious to the point of shoving other turtles out of the way.

[–]Markanaya 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"move bitch im tryna see them fuckin leaves"

[–]redditemailone 51 points52 points  (9 children)

all reptiles have a pretty normal capacity for bursts of speed but they just don't have as much as mammals when it comes to stamina. a croc, gator, snake, turtle (even younger/smaller tortoises) can usually move at a brisk human walking pace (even a slow job pace) but 15 seconds later they're gassed for the day and if they can help it, they'll save energy and not move at all because that might be what they need for food later

[–]oalbrecht 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Got it. So if an alligator chases me, I just have to outrun him for 15 seconds and then I’m safe. And if during those 15 seconds I get hungry for alligator tail, I’ll just chase him once he’s tired.

[–]nocimus 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Gators can hit 30+ mph so good luck outrunning them at all.

[–]nocimus 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It's more to do with the fact that they can't run and breathe at the same time.

[–]heygoatholdit 264 points265 points  (21 children)

Just remember who won the race.

[–]Liz4984 171 points172 points  (38 children)

My son caught one while we were fishing the other day. It was so fast!! I was trying to catch it to get the hook out of its mouth but it was mean and snapping I was afraid I was going to lose a finger just trying to catch it. After a couple minutes we started trying to step on it to make it stop so we could unhook it. I can’t blame it for snapping at big monsters trying to stomp on it, from its perspective.

[–]PM_ME_UR_JUGZ 46 points47 points  (10 children)

Hey I caught one too last month. Thankfully I just got it hooked on its shell so I didn't have to unhook it from his mouth. It took me a good 15 min to reel it in. Thought I had a monster fish on the line. Got a picture if anyone is interested in seeing it

Edit: here you go https://imgur.com/a/H8nZo8M

[–]ExtraVirginOliveOil0 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Hey if you ever need to pick one up, put one hand on its stomach and the other on its back, that way it cant snap your fingers off

Edit: this is for if it cant get away, like I found a snapping turtle in a parking lot once that refused to move so I had to pick it up

[–]Sponge-Robbert 12 points13 points  (2 children)

And he waddled away

[–]Aug415 29 points30 points  (4 children)


[–]Bootyhole_sniffer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm still not even sure why this is posted here? What happened that was "unexpected"?

[–]Aug415 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably the turtle running fast. But the title and the fact you have an hour to put the pieces together of what’s going to happen gives it away.

[–]happys0ckExpected It 103 points104 points  (14 children)

This was WAY longer than it needed to be.

[–]jordan8house 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty expected given the title

[–]bi_polar2bear 6 points7 points  (10 children)

Is that Carlton Arms in Florida? Looks like the one off of Fletcher where I used to live.

[–]Lilpapu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Turtle: Aigh imma head out.