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[–]pm-your-breasticiles 2680 points2681 points  (46 children)

So now that you have assembled 7 balls, what is your wish?

[–]samtwilt[S] 848 points849 points  (24 children)

Not the same as Oolon..

[–]10260909569552752544 241 points242 points  (7 children)

Your wish, has been granted.

[–]Bigred2989- 66 points67 points  (3 children)


[–]Damascus879 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]Rhonun 85 points86 points  (1 child)


[–]kalwiggy1 29 points30 points  (3 children)

You don't want comfortable underwear?

[–]jackinoff6969 6 points7 points  (2 children)

He just wants 5cm.

[–]kalwiggy1 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ok, 5cm does make it look like he's still growing, like it's natural.

[–]LightningPhoenix1998 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]BeHappyYouDeserveIt1 48 points49 points  (5 children)

::thinks of a world run and conquered by pigs in a nasty dictatorship::



“Panties. I’m gonna wish for panties.”

[–]blazingarpeggio 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Oh, Oolong! You're so encourageable.

[–]Eternus25 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Incorrigible, my dude

[–]TakeTheWorldByStorm 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.

[–]mr_blanket 16 points17 points  (1 child)


[–]0PointE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you hear that Vegeta?! Pandas

[–]kreiderman 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think it's pretty obvious, did you not watch the video?

[–]kaukamieli 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be able to do that.

[–]susanoo_official 6661 points6662 points  (111 children)

Ball fondlers. [most upvotes I’ve ever gotten!]

[–]JudyMaxaw 1294 points1295 points  (50 children)

Where’s the dragon tho ?

[–]GuyIncognit0 479 points480 points  (29 children)

It's all fun and games until the dragon appears and the balls go inert!

[–]jack_shadow43 46 points47 points  (1 child)

He could have wished for anything! He chose to go with internet points.

[–]sydamusprime37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He forgot to chant "Eternal Dragon, by your name, I summon you forth: Shenron!"

It's most important when all seven dragon balls have been obtained.

[–]poedan 174 points175 points  (4 children)

Came her to say this.Mission implicitly accomplished.

[–]PixalPop 93 points94 points  (3 children)

I could go for some ball fondlers

[–]MightyCaseyStruckOut 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Keep Summer safe.

[–]DeadRedShirt 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My function is to keep Summer safe, not keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe and stuff.

[–]jacktundra 13 points14 points  (0 children)

By the looks of it, the franchise really took a dive

[–]unclestevespc 22 points23 points  (1 child)

My uncle Steve would love you!

[–]SlimmestShady 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]brtomn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you beat me to it

[–]DestroyermattUK 1147 points1148 points  (84 children)

Everyone run it’s the goblin king

[–]bobbyfiend 419 points420 points  (45 children)

You remind me of the babe.

[–]DestroyermattUK 303 points304 points  (44 children)

What babe?

[–]Rainman1177 301 points302 points  (43 children)

The babe with the power

[–]DestroyermattUK 281 points282 points  (40 children)

What power?

[–]Rainman1177 278 points279 points  (39 children)

The power of voodoo

[–]DestroyermattUK 276 points277 points  (38 children)

Who do?

[–]Rainman1177 269 points270 points  (37 children)

You do

[–]RatchetBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🦠 and 🐌 and puppy 🐕 tails

[–]tallbutshy 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Bowie's bulge has entered the chat

[–]mmm-toast 92 points93 points  (1 child)

I thought so too at first, but there's not enough bulge.

[–]DestroyermattUK 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Very true

[–]PopeliusJones 53 points54 points  (15 children)

Gotta see the bulge to make double sure

[–]Matthias410 33 points34 points  (14 children)


Dance magic Dance

[–]reading_internets 38 points39 points  (9 children)

My husband had never seen this movie and this was exactly where I lost him.

He's not a fan of the bulge I guess. 🤷‍♀️

[–]Matthias410 34 points35 points  (8 children)

Also tell him in the movie, its jim Henson's kid. And he also pissed on David Bowie's during a take :-)

But seriously the movie itself is great to watch very 80's but great to watch

[–]reading_internets 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's one of my childhood favorites! Always been a Bowie fan and for sure a fan of the star of the movie, Bowie's dong. ❤️

[–]Swampsofsadness 2 points3 points  (6 children)

It actually not Jim Henson’s kid.

It’s my all time favourite movie, it’s great. I have the talking figurine of jareth.

[–]Matthias410 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Alright, correction it's Toby Froud, son of the late Brian Froud, one of the set designers and just awesome artist in general. Thank you for keeping me on my toes with that.

I have Brian Frouds Goblins book, along with the world of the Dark Crystal. Both books are must have and are amazing.


[–]aksunrise 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Toby Froud and Heather Henson (Jim Henson's daughter) run Stripey Pajamas Productions and are responsible for the current run of puppetry like the new Dark Crystal show. It makes my heart so happy that they're continuing their parent's work.


[–]KFR42 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Interesting fact that you probably all already know, the ball juggling was done by someone else standing below the camera with just their hands in shot.

[–]Rubberbabybuggybum 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Not just anyone. Dudes name is Michael Moschen and he invented contact juggling.

[–]nopunchespulled 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He may be the most famous but he didnt invent it


[–]youareshandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goblin Slayer would like to have a word with you.

[–]acevixius 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]GobliinSlayer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Did you just say..... Goblin?

[–]cap1206 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's a crystal, nothing more. But if you hold it THIS way, it will show you your dreams.

[–]meatywood 762 points763 points  (8 children)

I love the fluidity of movement and how the balls refract the light to make the display quite spectacular! Good show!

[–]BKBroiler57 281 points282 points  (19 children)

This dudes got all 7 dragonballs and wishes for contact juggling skills?

[–]samtwilt[S] 153 points154 points  (17 children)

I love contact juggling. I don't know why. Unexplained love.

[–]buggablue 76 points77 points  (3 children)

I'm with you there. I got dragged to the world yo-yo championships in 2000 by a buddy of mine who was big into all things yo-yos. I knew nothing of anything that was going on there but early in the morning on the second day he woke me up and told me to come to a seminar that he thought I'd really enjoy. Upon entering the hall I see a guy standing there with 6 balls in his hands doing things with them that I had only seen done one other time before; in my favorite movie growing up, Labyrinth. After sitting in there for an hour and learning from him exactly what contact juggling was and how to learn the basics behind it all I come to find out the guy teaching me is none other then Michael Moschen himself, the guy who did the juggling for David Bowie in Labyrinth. I've since passed my love of contact juggling to my kids and hope one day they can pass it down to theirs.

[–]Haemearae 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Not only performed in Labyrinth but is considered the inventor of CJ. So you learned from the oldest man at the mountain so to say.

Damn that is so cool

[–]caesar_the_dog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

such a neat story

[–]Billy_droptables 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Contact juggler as well, in my opinion it's just a really fun, fairly cheap hobby. Happens to be very visually appealing as well.

My style is less the multi ball moves and more centered around moving one ball around my body well. Like butterfly transfers, floating ball, etc... But, I always have an appreciation for these multiball routines, they always look so nice.

[–]samtwilt[S] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I could not agree more. Also, I am working on my isolations...

[–]Billy_droptables 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Funny, I'm working on my multis, looks like we came at the hobby from opposite ends.

[–]samtwilt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will post a video of my isolation soon!!!

[–]muckrak3r 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Got a product link to those balls?

[–]SpeakerHarlan393 865 points866 points  (37 children)

With finger work like that, he must be a hit with the ladies...

[–]FirmPalate 48 points49 points  (3 children)

If the women don't find you handsome, at least they find you... handy?

[–]m33sh4 11 points12 points  (1 child)

We’re all in this together.

[–]mickhuska 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep your stick on the ice

[–]Ashtronica2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s smart he didn’t show his face with all the pussy that’s about to be thrown at him.

[–]captainbeard22 1149 points1150 points  (32 children)

I am a simple man, I see Dragonball I upvote

[–]samtwilt[S] 281 points282 points  (18 children)

Thank you, simple man!

[–]Nekoempress 39 points40 points  (10 children)

Yeah I noticed too. Lol dragon master.

[–]LoBsTeRfOrK 10 points11 points  (3 children)

You must be incredibly good at masturbating with hands like that.

[–]StupidWeaselgb 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Seems too delicate, wont get past my mastubatory scar tissue. Gotta get angry, mash it like undercooked potatoes.

[–]wipeitonthecat 43 points44 points  (5 children)

Dragon Dragon Balls

[–]laptopracer 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Dragon Ball zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[–]lawmom24 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dragon dragon, rock the dragon, dragon ball z

[–]ZachOps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Word Up.

[–]bozdee 181 points182 points  (8 children)

Downvote for witchcraft and sorcery...

Nah jks, upvote for witchcraft and sorcery!

[–]MultiLevelMonsters 121 points122 points  (13 children)

I couldn't hold 2 in 1 hand without swearing because I've dropped one again

[–]samtwilt[S] 106 points107 points  (10 children)

It took me a lot of swearing too; now I can hold 6 in one hand. :)

[–]JelliedBiscuit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Specifically, I’d probably be dropping these on my toe for extra swearing intensity.

[–]meow_meow666 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Cant wait to tune in for the next episode

[–]ShiniestCaptain 11 points12 points  (2 children)

"What will op wish for? Find out next time...."

[–]almabail 7 points8 points  (1 child)

On Dragon Ballllll Zeeeeeeee

[–]Mrpooney83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cue epic guitar riffs

[–]NaughtyNarwhal96 90 points91 points  (9 children)

Anyone else remember those Fushigi commercials?

[–]jaj040 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The magic gravity ball!

[–]Thesilentstoner420 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hell yeah.

Shout-out to Grandma for getting it for me 😂

[–]c-hinze57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was trying to remember what that was called for days. God bless you.

[–]i_concur_with_that 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Reminds me of David Bowie

[–]samtwilt[S] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

It's a crystal. Nothing more.

[–]i_concur_with_that 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams...

[–]Eulers_ID 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: the contact juggling in the Labyrinth was performed by Michael Moschen who stood behind Bowie in those scenes. While he didn't invent contact juggling, he's largely credited for it becoming popular.

[–]wierdness201 23 points24 points  (12 children)

Where’d you get the dragon balls from?

[–]samtwilt[S] 33 points34 points  (10 children)

76mm resin spheres from Aliexpress

[–]Bonkoodle 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Do you have a link please? I can't seem to find much by typing "Resin Spheres" in

[–]wodha 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Search for “76mm resin sphere from aliexpress” on Amazon.

[–]CuteCuteJames 22 points23 points  (1 child)

You are a wholesome lad and I am very glad I saw this today. Thank you for sharing with us.

[–]samtwilt[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for your comment!

[–]JoeyBeans413 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I wonder if he can play the piano as well.

[–]samtwilt[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I suck at it..

[–]DropC 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I bet you can caress the shit out of it tho.

[–]emissivecandle 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Damn zenyetta mains

[–]rhophiehalul78 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Do you need pan-sized palms and long fingers to do this? This is mesmerizing

[–]KobeWanGinobli 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Contact juggling is how I shall now refer to doing the nasty.

We not juggling bits.

We contact juggling.

[–]FarSidePsy3214 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Okay. This reminds me of the Labyrinth. Also you're awesome!

[–]Fluffy_Snugglebuns 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I declare this witchcraft and sentence them to burn at the stake.

[–]banterp 6 points7 points  (1 child)

but what did he wish for?

[–]samtwilt[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

More spheres! I love contact juggling wholeheartedly!

[–]TheNeptunian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s Zenyatta!

[–]MangoMCD 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I vote for this guy as Jareth (David Bowie’s character) when they inevitably remake Labyrinth.

[–]ShortTemperedGeek 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Stop playing with those damn balls (giggity) and bring Krillin back already!!

[–]Private_HughMan 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Are you just assuming he’s dead?

[–]JakolZeroOne 15 points16 points  (2 children)

When u finally summon Shen Long, but you wish for a juggling skill.

[–]duke_of_ham 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mr. French Tickler!

[–]flinchm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What kind of Dr. Strange sorcery is this? A couple times I swear I saw four hands.

[–]bohenian12 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If hes using very clear balls it would be more mesmerizing.

[–]thebronzecommander 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Fingers like a millipede walking.

[–]Nekuian 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Aww.. all of his core memories are happy ones

[–]samtwilt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inside out!!

[–]Keracen_the_Catgirl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So we aren't going to talk about the fact that he has all the dragon balls?

[–]GKoala 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Where did you get those dragon balls btw?

[–]diereel 13 points14 points  (10 children)

This guy knows how to FUSHIGI!!!! (not a first time user)


[–]samtwilt[S] 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Nonononononono! It's contact juggling. Not fushigi! :(

[–]diereel 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I always cracked up at this commercial. Can you imagine all of these dudes doing that in the middle of a park and all of the WTF looks they got from people passing by?

[–]eggequator 4 points5 points  (2 children)

So you just thought you would steal the magic art of fushigi and get away with it?

[–]pm-your-breasticiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"your balls started glowing because it reacted to the ones that I have"

[–]Zumwalia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kept wanting him to go Super Saiyan.

[–]GeT_ReKt_OG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goku in his spare time XD Also well done my man

[–]Deracination 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And contact juggling loves you.

Keep it up, partner.

[–]thotty_mcthotster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why does it look like he has 4 hands-

[–]IGN1TUS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man knows how to handle balls.

[–]Ugleh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The McElroy brothers will not approve.

[–]CatTaxAuditor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

didn't they set up a fund to patronize fushigi arts?

[–]old-man-mosltoff 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ain’t those Nemos brothers?

[–]samtwilt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. They got eaten by baracudas.

[–]baconfister07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just make a wish already. Damn.

[–]Ruettiger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That takes a lot of balls to post that here.

[–]BabyBytes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they do a Labyrinth remake, you have a good shot at the lead XD

[–]kappa932 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would love to see the activity on an fMRI while he is doing this. Absolutely incredible dexterity!

[–]Hi-Im-High 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not quite Deangelo, but pretty Deang good.

[–]big_spliff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give it here Took, the palantir is not a toy

[–]Vddisco 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You remind me of the babe

[–]cutebleeder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like an opening to a DBZ porno, just before he releases his dragon to grant the wish of someone.

[–]marinecaffeine 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Professional ball fondling

[–]Crazedkittiesmeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the alien we rescued from Area 51

[–]Grajayduh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he’s that good in contact juggling I’m sure he would have a good slight of hand right?